Take your example of “email”. It’s never been the university’s job to teach spelling and grammar, where in most business contexts correct spelling and grammar can’t hurt…unless, of course, you are writing as a salesperson to a powerful but dyslexic CEO who is offended by correct spelling and grammar (and, such men exist).

Beyond this, a guy like me, with long “experience” writing emails (where the very phrase, “long experience writing emails” is very strange and makes me feel rather like Herman Melville’s Bartelby) could I suppose tell some cautionary, and therefore educational, tales.

But there is nothing like a Pure Theory of Email that an accredited university could teach.

Now, as to software. I have thirty years of real experience in software development and I’m the author of “Build Your Own .Net Language and Compiler” (Apress, May 2004). And ever since the days of room-sized mainframes with 8K storage, I have heard business guys complain that university graduates fail to grok the language *du jour*, be that RPG or PL/I in 1970, or Ruby today.

Theoretically and in the opinion of the computer science and math profs, all computers are Turing equivalent (having been proved so by Alan Turing way back in 1936), therefore it’s best to learn a slow-growing corpus of good theory and praxis in a relatively arbitrary language. Then, it is in theory a simple matter for the business that’s using a different language to throw a manual at a recent graduate during his internship or on the first day of work.

IF the recent graduate is a “geek”, such that he’s not been socialized into laziness and passive-aggression by the university system, and retains enough humanity to be curious and enthusiastic about novel things, then he will, as I did in 1971, take the manual home or log on in the evening, and study the business’s language like a good little eager-beaver anxious to carry the message to Garcia.

Unfortunately, to the extent that the school system fails to destroy this very personality type, replacing it by party hearties and reality show stars, business in America in my experience finishes the job: because in the USA, engineering and technical salaries and job prospects plateau and then plummet at astonishingly early ages.

I live in China, where most of the leadership consists of engineering graduates. In the USA and most other Western countries, engineers “peak” at 30 and are ready for the scrap-heap at 40. Is it any wonder that American students, as opposed to foreign students, who have seen their fathers defeated, are unwilling to learn engineering and entry-level skills?

The late Edsger Dijkstra was a first rate computer scientist. In a lecture to matriculating students at the University of Texas in Austin, he courageously stated that education is an end in itself, not an “investment”. Business people who have long scorned geeks for their enthusiasm, and who have long installed ridiculous control systems in fear of geeks, need to look to themselves.

In America today, businesspeople have lost any credibility and need no longer to set the agenda based on mathematical absurdities such as the “return on investment” of a university education. They’ve destroyed the auto and financial industry with their big talk, and at this point, they need to leave universities alone.